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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Tue May 31, 2016 10:05 pm

No more Grilli Cheese.

http://www.ajc.com/news/sports/baseball ... her/nrXq9/

Looking forward to seeing Shea Simmons back soon. Hope he will show a strong recovery from Tommy John.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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WALK OFF FROM FAB FIVE FREDDIE BEYOTCHES!!!
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby juansamuel » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:18 am

elprof wrote:WALK OFF FROM FAB FIVE FREDDIE BEYOTCHES!!!



I like how the radio guys are killing Freeman like he's playing in a vacuum. He has no support in the lineup and he still has a .339 OBP and 9 home runs.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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juansamuel wrote:
elprof wrote:WALK OFF FROM FAB FIVE FREDDIE BEYOTCHES!!!



I like how the radio guys are killing Freeman like he's playing in a vacuum. He has no support in the lineup and he still has a .339 OBP and 9 home runs.


Exactly. I think at one point he had 6 HR but only 10 RBI. Can't hit a 3 run bomb when the bases are empty.

Edit - now 9 HR and only 16 RBI. That's just crazy.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Even LOLBudNorris pitched a scoreless inning.

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Hoosier Fan » Thu Jun 02, 2016 8:39 am

A game ahead of the Twinkies and 1.5 behind the Redlegs. One chop at a time bitches.

I know I said that the Chris Stapleton game would be the only one I go to, but I immediately got the bug, so I'll likely go to a couple more. Probably when the Nats come in August at least. We were looking at one of our iconic family pics, the boys at their first MLB game. Not gonna lie - I'm going to miss The Ted. We spent a lot of GREAT summer nights there.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:28 am

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Hoosier Fan wrote:A game ahead of the Twinkies and 1.5 behind the Redlegs. One chop at a time bitches.

I know I said that the Chris Stapleton game would be the only one I go to, but I immediately got the bug, so I'll likely go to a couple more. Probably when the Nats come in August at least. We were looking at one of our iconic family pics, the boys at their first MLB game. Not gonna lie - I'm going to miss The Ted. We spent a lot of GREAT summer nights there.


I took my nephews to their first MLB game there. I'll miss it a little as well.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Thu Jun 02, 2016 11:41 am

We dropped our boys off at daycare for the first time so the wife and I could attend a business mans special at The Ted earlier this year. Fond memories
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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I'll fondly remember all the times another team celebrated a playoff series win at our expense.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Hoosier Fan » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:13 pm

Millwood wrote:We dropped our boys off at daycare for the first time so the wife and I could attend a business mans special at The Ted earlier this year. Fond memories


For the boys too, no doubt.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:28 pm

To be honest my most vivid memory while attending a game at Turner field happened in 1999. It was a ESPN Sunday night game against Baltimore. Smoltzie blew out his elbow after like 1 2/3 innings, Cal Ripken went 6 for 6 and scored 5 runs and the O's boat raced the Braves 22-1. Saint Cal received like 4 or 5 standing ovations to cap it off.

I was there in 99 for Andruw's walk off walk to beat the Mets and win the NLCS
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Hoosier Fan » Thu Jun 02, 2016 1:42 pm

Millwood wrote:To be honest my most vivid memory while attending a game at Turner field happened in 1999. It was a ESPN Sunday night game against Baltimore. Smoltzie blew out his elbow after like 1 2/3 innings, Cal Ripken when 6 for 6 and scored 5 runs and the O's boat raced the Braves 22-1. Saint Cal received like 4 or 5 standing ovations to cap it off.

I was there in 99 for Andruw's walk off walk to beat the Mets and win the NLCS


I never saw us win a playoff game.

I did see the infield fly(sic). It was right in front of us.

Alleged infield fly.

"Infield fly".

Infield fly, nudge nudge wink wink
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Thu Jun 02, 2016 3:31 pm

6-0 Giants :golfclap:
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:02 pm

Bud Norris vs. Kershaw tonight.

LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE!!!
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:24 pm

Dual perfect games at the end of the first inning.

We could be watching history here tonight, folks.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:26 pm

Frenchie is having none of this. Breaks up the perfect game leading off the 2nd.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:28 pm

Country Joe West called a balk against Kershaw.

Wahoo.
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Postby elprof » Sat Jun 04, 2016 10:45 pm

Bud didn't want to show up Kershaw so he gave up a hit in the second.

Still no score headed to the 3rd.

A classic pitchers' duel in progress.
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Punk ass Kershaw gets a stupid infield hit and eventually comes around to score.

Sad that such a great pitcher would have to resort to such chicanery.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Sat Jun 04, 2016 11:29 pm

MLB might as well not have replay. They are so hesitant to overturn the on-field call that it's ridiculous. They keep getting calls wrong in replay apparently because they don't want to upset the incompetent boobs that make the wrong calls in the first place.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Yeah I thought he got him on the bum.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Sat Jun 04, 2016 11:58 pm

Kershaw plunks Norris.

Smart move. Norris was about to go deep.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:00 am

Dumbass players still diving into first like they think it helps.
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Postby elprof » Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:25 am

Norris and Kershaw both out now. In comes 85-year old Joe Blanton.
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5 innings of one run pitching. Goodbye to the LOL.

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Hoosier Fan » Sun Jun 05, 2016 12:28 pm

Our offense is bad.

#keensportsinsight
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Postby Millwood » Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:17 am

At the very least they need to drop 2 of 3 in San Diego
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Tue Jun 07, 2016 9:17 am

This might be a fun game. Try and guess who the Braves All-Star representative will be? Reminds me of the days when guys like Biff Pocaroba used to represent the Braves in the late 70's. Hell Bruce Beenadick made 2 all star teams.

I'll go with our closer. Ole Whatshisname. he's good
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Wed Jun 08, 2016 12:59 am

Millwood wrote:I'll go with our closer. Ole Whatshisname. he's good


He usually is, but not tonight. Poor guy hardly gets a chance to pitch. No wonder he's rusty.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Wed Jun 08, 2016 8:15 am

Hoosier Fan wrote:
He's still playing.


I missed this. Yes, Ross is still playing. That's why I said he'll be the Braves manager NEXT year, asshead. After he wins a ring with my Cubbies and retires.

Jeez vag cream for everyone
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Hoosier Fan » Wed Jun 08, 2016 9:49 am

Millwood wrote:
Hoosier Fan wrote:
He's still playing.


I missed this. Yes, Ross is still playing. That's why I said he'll be the Braves manager NEXT year, asshead. After he wins a ring with my Cubbies and retires.


Why retire? He would be second on the Braves in HRs and third in RBIs.

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This right here. Please. I ran out halfway through the Dodgers series.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:32 pm

Adios (again) Kelly Johnson. Traded to the Mets.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Wed Jun 08, 2016 1:46 pm

That move is going to rock the foundation of this team. I smell a 15 game losing streak. yay me!
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:32 am

They need to trade Tehran
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby elprof » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:14 am

Maybe we could trade him to the Mets for Kelly Johnson.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Millwood » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:32 am

elprof wrote:Maybe we could trade him to the Mets for Kelly Johnson.


lol

I like your thinking. Pull the trigger. We can always trade Kelly back to the Mets for another single A ballplayer with about a 3% chance of making it to the big leagues.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Gus » Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:32 pm

fuck the barves for fucking up my commute and fuck cobb county too
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby SLAYER666 » Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:52 pm

Matt Wisler is on very thin ice. Is O'Flaherty drunk out there?
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby juansamuel » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:52 pm

I just can't believe this trash-ass team gets watched every day.
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

Postby Gus » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:40 am

juansamuel wrote:I just can't believe this trash-ass team gets watched every day.



Not be me it doesn't. I have fuzz that needs watching in my navel
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Re: Braves fucking suck!

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