Falcons tried the old "uneven goalpost" trick, but they were found out. Goodell has ordered Matt Ryan suspended for 27 games.
Oh, and Tom Brady was also suspended. Apparently one of their ball boys was nicknamed "The Unevener" so that is naturally proof of guilt.
Virtually everything GOP critics have told us would follow from the policies put in place has not come to pass. You would think that this would occasion a few mea culpas, some rethinking, an admission of poor prognostication. But, alas, it continues.